March 15, 2009

 I took some liberties and decided to add my own commentary to some pictures of the boys.  They didn’t necessarily say these things but  in some instances I am willing to bet they were thinking them.

 “And God, I know I haven’t always been good and I’m aware that you know all of the misdeeds that I’ve committed and then blamed on my brother- but if you could just get me off this damn swing and stop the world from spinning so violently I promise to be good from here on out.”

 “Wow, I never thought of it that way- your thoughts concerning the economic stimulus plan are very insightful are you sure you’re only 2 1/2?”

“Mom, I got dressed for school just like you asked.”

“Hey Mack let that fool know what’s up and who we represent- West sideeeeeeee!” 

“Oh these? These aren’t ears- these are sophisticated ice cream truck sonars, they don’t pick up parental frequencies that’s why I can’t hear a word you’re saying.”

 “Thank God I’m six- if I was Dad’s age I would have been in the hospital by the time I reached the sea shell.”

“Dad I know you and Mom spent like a ga-zillion dollars on this whole indoor waterpark thing but I was wondering when we get home can I have a play date?”


“Eureka, the answer is electrical tape- and a lot of it.  If I had enough electrical tape I could make that homemade crossbow work like a charm- can we hit True Value on the way home from this hella-expensive indoor water park?”


“You’re full of shit Dad, alarms don’t go off when you pee in the pool.”


“Dad, Cayden gave me this booger and my swim suit doesnt have any pockets will you hold it while I go down the lazy river.”

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christina posted the following on March 16, 2009 at 10:04 am.

found you recently and really enjoy your blog. I’d love to know two things. 1. where do you get blown up photos like the ones on your mantel? Are they on canvas? 2. which water park is that? (wondering if it’s in driving distance of maryland).

admin posted the following on March 18, 2009 at 5:04 am.

Christina, yes they are canvas- my wife is a photog ( so she just went through her lab to get her images put on canvas. Contact her- she’s really talented.

The water park is completely doable from MD, its in New Jersey and it’s called Coco key resort.

Scott posted the following on March 19, 2009 at 9:39 pm.

How much is ga-zillion in Marine dollars?

The "Shane" posted the following on March 22, 2009 at 8:27 pm.

Scott, a ga-zillion is twice as much as a mega-zillion, I thought everyone knew that- goofy firefighter

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