December 8, 2009

Cayden lost another tooth last night- I helped with the extraction.

Soon after the tears/blood stopped flowing I wrote a note to remind myself to leave the window open for the “Tooth Fairy”- otherwise the “Tooth Fairy” might forget to visit, especially after two glasses of Carlo Rossi ;).  Trouble is, when I went to open the window I discovered the “Tooth Fairy” was fresh out of dollar bills.

I love my kids- but all the “Tooth Fairy” was packing in his fairy purse was a ten spot.

Like I said I love my kids- but $10 in exchange for a nasty dead tooth is not an equitable trade.

The “Tooth Fairy” improvised,

 He left Cayden a Ham Sandwich and a Kohls 30% off coupon.

Funny, Cayden looked really pissed off this morning.

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Cassandra posted the following on December 10, 2009 at 9:16 pm.

HaHaHa! One time my Dad left me a piece of chocolate for my tooth…lets just say it was melted by morning and i thought the tooth fairy shit on my pillow 🙂

shane posted the following on December 12, 2009 at 8:54 am.

That is friggin Hilarious!

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